RENDEZVOUS 
 
Can I ask you please not to blaspheme or cuss? 
For the sake of safety let us stay anonymous. 
Follow me and rid the world of something venomous! 
But the finer details I'm unwilling to discuss. 
 
Our foe is aristocratic, 
And their behaviour's erratic. 
It's all so melodramatic - 
Don't you agree? 
 
And so I'll see you 
At the rendezvous. 
We'll come through 
At the rendezvous tonight - 
Wear white. 
 
I can feel the sway they hold on land and sea, 
From the Fens into the opium dens to purgatory. 
Follow me and spare the world of this indignity! 
They'll receive soon an epitaph, and we a eulogy. 
 
Our adversary's so vicious, 
And our intention malicious. 
The situation's delicious - 
Don't you agree? 
 
And so I'll see you 
At the rendezvous. 
We'll come through 
At the rendezvous tonight - 
Wear white. 
 
With this idea I'm instilling 
Of how we'll both make a killing. 
The whole affair is so thrilling - 
Don't you agree? 
 
I'll see you 
At the rendezvous. 
We'll come through 
At the rendezvous tonight. 
 
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